If you’ve ever wanted to drink Cristal in the VIP room like in music videos but can only afford Krystal’s in the strip mall parking lot…these sites are for you. If you ever wanted to make out with a hot hipster in skinny jeans but could only get to second base with the chubby goth girl that works at Hot Topic that you met at Denny’s…these websites are for you.

Hate on ‘em, make fun, lust after them, feel superior, do what you want. But everywhere there are people drinking and having fun, there’s someone taking pictures. And where there’s someone taking pictures, there’s someone trying to make a sexy face. Nightlife photography is quickly becoming a big business around our world wide web. The following websites present some of the more popular photog sites that bring out the callow celebrity in all of us.

1) Last Night’s Party

The nothing-but-party (and sometimes hand-soap porn) site of photographer Merlin Bronques. Who according to the myspace page is from Sexual, New York. Sounds Sexual! This site features parties from all over the world but got its start in New York City. Follow the beautiful people as they dance, get drunk and then end up topless on a toilet with an anonymous pink stain on their skirt. Sexual!

2) Nicky Digital

Based in Manhattan, photographer Nick Rhodes works as creative consultant and art director for several major publications while devoting his nights to his photography. What started as a way to share pics with friends quickly became a catalogue of some of the biggest parties in Manhattan. What’s Nicky’s goal primero? Keeping it Positive!

3) The Cobra Snake

You know, now that we’re making this list we realize there is not much difference between these sites. The Cobra Snake has more of the same party pics…only this guy’s name is Mark!

4) 476AD

Okay they’re not all the same. 476AD features user generated content from all over the USA. Type in your hometown and see all the parties you weren’t invited to. All pictures were taken by your local aspiring paparazzi (e.g. future wedding photographers).

5) Dirty Down
This is the personal blog of The Captain, a DJ from Brooklyn. Although he doesn’t bill himself as a photographer, there are some great shots of all kinds of sweaty people from various cities around the world. Follow the life of this globe-stomping DJ.

6) Ambrel.net

Finding the only 6 letter domain left on the internet, Ambrel took his supah photography skills to the clubs. He eventually found fame and magazine covers and as he puts it: ”about 354 copycats of various degrees of talent clogging up toilets of downtown bars. “ Check out homeofthevain.com for Ambrel’s newest work.

7) What’s Up Buenos Aires?

I know it says New York in the post title. Chillax. That was just to draw you in. What’s Up BA is an English language magazine and blog all about the wonderful city of Buenos Aires, Argentina. The majority of nightlife photos featured on the site are labeled “Zizek Urban Beats Club”. It’s difficult to tell if it’s a club or a band. Either way it looks like all kinds of fun.

8) Everyone is Famous

EIS features the nightlife photography of Clayton Hauck out of Chicago. I know, yet another blog title mislead. But the brat and mustache capital of the world has a lot of crazy parties going on. Crazier than NYC? Decide for yourself.

9) Junk Mag

In their own words: “Started in 2003 at Oberlin College in Ohio, JunkMag was originally primarily a showcase for R-rated nudey photos of our fellow college students and the occasional musician interview. Today it’s a culture digest that still features such photos and interviews, and much more. Our models are still amateurs and people off the street, and our interviews focus on artists who’ve made themselves what they are. While we have shifted over the years, our philosophy remains the same: put the everyday in front of a lens and it’s undeniably sexy.”

10) Flickr

You can’t talk about online picture compilations these days without mentioning Flickr. The place to steal all your royalty-free blog images is also the place to see the best amateur party pics from around the world.

With the age of film dead and gone and digital camera prices dropping, the trend of taking too many pictures of strangers and friends and toilets and posting them for the world to see (including family) is only going to continue. It is still just a toddler and I recognize this list is limited. With the exception of one or two, we only mentioned sites in the U.S. because, unfortunately, we knew of no others. If you know of any photo compilations in other parts of the world or have any additional sites we need to check out, please let us know in the comments.

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One of the most popular sites for online movie buffs, the Internet Movie Database (IMDB), has a page that lists the worst films as voted by viewers. From that list, the staff here at TinyDad has compiled this summary of 83 films that you should avoid (or seek out?).

We’ve included a plot summary for each film and selected comments from an IMDB user who has seen the film.

Note: If you go by this list, it’s clear that there are two things the Internet always hates: Paris Hilton and Uwe Boll. In fact, if Paris Hilton were ever to appear in a Uwe Boll film, it’s theorized that the Internet itself would implode in a fit of rage.

HORROR/SCI-FI

1) Alien Vs. Hunter (2007)
Starring DeeDee Pfieffer
A galactic hunter chases the most dangerous alien creature in the universe to planet Earth, where humanity is caught between predator and prey.

Viewer Comment: This film is total crap. I walked out after watching half an hour. [...] The hunter looks like the black power ranger with a weird hat wielding a giant gun and the alien looks like a giant spider with claws.

2) Alone In The Dark (2005)
Directed by Uwe Boll; Starring Christian Slater & Tara Reid
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels a mysterious events with deadly results.

Viewer Comment: Can it ever be said that there are some movies that have no redeeming features whatsoever? Answer: Yes, and this is one of them.

3) Ape (1976)
Starring Joanna Kerns
A newly discovered 36-foot gorilla escapes from a freighter off the coast of Korea. At the same time an American actress is filming a movie in the country. Chaos ensues as the ape kidnaps her and rampages through Seoul.

Viewer Comment: This movie hates you. No two ways about it. It wants to hurt you for seeing it. Characters in this movie speak in a stream of continual profanities, fire flaming arrows and guns at the audience (while smiling), and the gorilla throws rocks at you and flips you the bird.

4) Battlefield Earth (2000)
Starring John Travolta & Forest Whitaker
After enslavement & near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back.

Viewer Comment: This lifeless, cliche ridden waste of film is one of the worst movies ever made. No doubt about it. Everything that made the cinema art great is wrong in this one. Terrible script, inept direction, ugly photography and lighting, lame editing, overblown sound, obtrusive camera angles, run of the mill special effects and the acting MY GOD! the acting is incredible bad. The entire cast is making fool of themselves but it seems they thought they were doing Shakespeare in space.

5) Creepshow III (2006)
This follow-up to Stephen King and George A. Romero’s 1982 horror anthology features five new tales of horror: “Alice”, “The Radio”, “Call Girl”, “The Professor’s Wife” & “Haunted Dog”.

Viewer Comment: The film truly resembled the quality one would expect form a YouTube indie film produced by a high school student: Horrid acting, a total of TWO shooting locations (a cluster of houses and an apartment building), and stories that either made no sense or went nowhere.

6) Deep Core (2000)
Starring Wil Wheaton
As the new millenium begins, the end of the world will come from below.

Viewer Comment: The same flaming digital f/x repeated over and over during the credits hints that there’s something wrong with this film. However, if you ignore that warning and continue to watch, all sort of evils will escape from this Pandora’s box: a machine that allegedly blows up but only showers sparks like a sparkler; hand-held camera shots with that home-movie look; a cliche villain/capitalist; the cliche battle between the scientist sexes; a brief earthquake scene of a city (looks like a postcard) wherein one tall building starts to crumble like a jigsaw puzzle; an odd puffy-faced (like he just had his wisdom teeth removed) twenty-something Whil Wheaton making a joke about his ex-wife…

7) Ghoulies IV (1994)
While in pursuit of cop Johnathan Graves, his demonic nemesis, Faust, sends his disciple Alexandria to hunt down the amulet that will set him free. Meanwhile, the Ghoulies find their way through an open porthole and onto the streets of L.A., creating madness and mayhem as they search for a way to get back home. As the body count rises, it becomes an ultimate battle between a demonic killer, a rule-breaking cop, and our favorite creatures from the netherworld!

Viewer Comment: This is one of the worst movies EVER made. I can’t believe how bad it was. I was shocked at the awfulness of the “ghoulies” masks. They are OBVIOUSLY Halloween masks! The mouths don’t even move when they talk!

8) Hobgoblins (1988)
A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true.

Viewer Comment: Hobgoblins will end up in a time capsule somewhere as the perfect movie to describe the term: “80’s cheeze”. The acting (and I am using this term loosely) is atrocious, the Hobgoblins are some of the worst puppets you will ever see, and the garden tool fight has to be seen to be believed.

9) House IV (1992)
Roger Cobb is killed in a car accident. His family must move into the house that has haunted him for several years. Soon the family begins to experience scary and unexplained phenomena.

Viewer Comment: This is a terrible movie. This is one of those films that you show to film-students to teach them how NOT to make a horror movie. Flat looking, with a total disregard for creating any sort of atmosphere with a script that reads like it was banged out in an hour.

10) House of the Dead (2003)
Directed by Uwe Boll
A group of teens arrive on an island for a rave–only to discover the island has been taken over by zombies. The group takes refuge in a house where they try to survive the night.

Viewer Comment: There are people out there who will greenlight anything! That is the only explanation I can offer as to why the House of the Dead movie exists. And that’s only scary part to the whole movie. It’s so bad you’ll go off movies forever. I seriously wanted to switch this off and turn the TV over to the Paint Drying channel but I was bound by my word to suffer the whole thing. I don’t know why I do these bad things to myself.

11) Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
Jobe is resuscitated by Jonathan Walker. He wants Jobe to create a special computer chip that would connect all the computers in the world into one network, which Walker would control and use. But what Walker doesn’t realize is a group of teenage hackers are on to him and out to stop his plan.

Viewer Comment: I think I must have had too many beers in the pub prior to renting this pile of pants! I do remember looking at the clock on the video and noticed 15 minutes of the film had passed. I don’t remember the first 14 minutes, and by the time we got to 20, I realised I had better things to do, like inspect the innards of the toilet or cleanout the attic with a toothbrush & tweezers.

12) Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
A family on vacation in the desert takes a wrong turn and ends up in an old dark house run by the creepy Torgo, who says he takes care of the place while The Master is away. As night falls the family is menaced by The Master and his wives, a supernatural cult that worships the evil deity known as Manos.

Viewer Comment: The script is non-existent, the acting makes Steven Seagal look like a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company.

13) Nine Lives (2002)
Starring Paris Hilton
Nine friends are stranded in an isolated Scottish manor house when a centuries-old spirit is unleashed. Only one will survive.

Viewer Comment: This movie was so pathetic and stupid that I couldn’t help but look in disgust. It’s so obvious, its not scary, its a stupid plot, the fx were not even worth $10, and the acting was putrid! Lets just say it’s not even worth being on video, or t.v. Don’t't expect anything from it but a cheesy movie which tries to take itself seriously but fails.

14) Seed (2007)
Directed by Uwe Boll
After a seemingly undead man is bound and buried alive, he digs himself back to the surface and seeks bloody vengeance on those who caused him his suffering.

Viewer Comment: As per usual, Mr Boll does not really care for making a decent story as we are treated to boring shots of police officers watching various videos of Seed’s victims in the first 25 mins. Each of these videos ends in a speeded up decomp of the victim. It’s all very boring and tedious.

15) Seven Mummies (2006)
Six escaped convicts and their female hostage make a desperate run for the Mexican border, where they stumble across a lost treasure of untold wealth, and find certain death instead on the Arizona desert.

Viewer Comment: The lighting looks like its been done by some bloke with a torch (flashlight). I just haven’t enough space to express how awful this was. I recommend that EVERYONE watches this film so that they can say they have watched the worst film of all time. And i thought one I saw in Singapore about a skateboarding monkey was the worst ever….how wrong i was.

16) The Invisible Maniac (1990)
A budding young scientist lad is caught by his mom checking out the lady across the way with his telescope, whereupon she lectures him on the evils of women. Twenty years later and all grown up, the scientist announces his theories of invisibility, and his colleagues laugh, to which he responds by killing four of them.

Viewer Comment: The budget must have been low, & I mean really low because this is one seriously cheap looking film. Dornwinkles laboratory is basically two jars on his bedside cabinet! When he escapes from the mental institution he has all of one dog sent after him & the entire school has about a dozen pupils & two teachers.

17) The Maize: The Movie (2004)
A father’s psychic abilities are put to the test when his two daughters are trapped inside of a corn maze haunted by the spirits of two young girls who disappeared a year earlier.

Viewer Comment: How do independent film makers everywhere go years without getting noticed (or even their lives) and con-artists like the guy who made this get a DVD on a shelf? It seriously looks as if some guy with a home movie camera went out with some guys he met at Subway and made the worst thing he could think of.

18) The Quick and the Undead (2006)
Eighty Two years ago a viral outbreak turned three quarters of the world population into the walking dead. Now, Bounty Hunters are humanity’s only salvation.

Viewer Comment: I watched this movie a couple months ago when it first showed up on the shelves of Blockbuster. It is officially the only movie that I’ve wanted to undo watching.

19) Zodiac Killer (2005)
A young man who works at a nursing home uses the legendary Zodiac killer’s M.O. to kill people who neglect their elderly relatives.

Viewer Comment: At least I was able to enjoy mocking the movie which is surprising since I was barely able to sit through it. In all honesty, my guess is the cover to the DVD case cost more than the entire movie.

20) Zombie Nation (2004)
A psycho cop with a weakness for killing his female arrests gets what’s coming to him when a pack of zombie women rise from their graves in order to get proper revenge.

Viewer Comment: This movie was not the B Horror movie that I had in mind. This was MUCH worse. I wanted a bad movie but what I got, I didn’t know that crap like this existed amongst man. This movie seemed like a 5 year old wrote and directed it and that is being nice about it.

21) Zombie Nightmare (1986)
Starring Adam West & Tia Carrerre
Tony Washington is killed by a gang of rampant trendy teenagers. Molly Mokembe is a voodoo lady who brings him back from the dead to seek revenge on his killers so he can rest in peace.

Viewer Comment: It’s quite stunning that that something like ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE was able to clear all the hurdles involved in seeing a a film come to fruition. It’s amazing someone thought of it. It’s more amazing that someone had enough faith in those involved to fund it. Our amazement continues to escalate when we think that real people — presumably those interested in careers in the motion picture industry — would allow their names to be attached to it and that a company, no matter how desperate, would release it on video. No wonder they say truth is stranger than fiction.

COMEDY

22) 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
Starring Hulk Hogan, Loni Anderson & Jim Varney
Three young boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum together with their neighbor girl, computer whiz Amanda are visiting Mega Mountain amusement park when it is invaded by an army of ninjas led by evil Medusa, who wants to take over the park and hold the owners for ransom.

Viewer Comment: The film concerns a group of extremely unscary baddies who decide that world domination can be best achieved by hijacking an amusement park. Two things prevent the villains from carrying out their evil plan. The three children are, of course, the 3 Ninjas. Of especial note is the second youngest as he sports a haircut that is so abysmally misguided it makes Billy Ray Cyrus’s mullet look tasteful. It is a bowl-cut/pony-tail combo; two haircuts from hell all on one head - it is truly horrendous and should really not be seen by younger viewers.

23) Anus Magillicutty (2003)
When Anus Magillicutty’s woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse. What starts as a simple chore quickly escalates into a darker plot of deceit and revenge where it seems even Satan himself is after Anus.

Viewer Comment: Sitting through this film made me feel like my soul was filth unworthy of its existence. The dialogue is so awkward that it makes you cringe, praying for death as an escape.

24) Baby Geniuses (1999)
Starring Kathleen Turner, Kim Catrall & Christopher Lloyd
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin.

Viewer Comment: I rented this movie so that I could cuddle up to my girlfriend on the sofa. She left me two weeks later and I totally blame the film.

25) Bottoms Up (2006)
Starring Paris Hilton & Jason Mewes
A Midwestern bartender ingratiates himself into the Hollywood system, finding love along the way.

Viewer Comment: This movie is awful! I would rather stab myself in the face for ten years with the blunt end of a pencil than have to sit through this awful, awful, awful, awful movie again. I can’t believe I made it all the way through once. This movie was worse than watching a plate of dog poo for an hour and a half. I will set my TV on fire if anyone ever tries to watch this movie on it again.

26) Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
Starring Rosie O’Donnell, John C. McGinley, Fran Drescher & Jeremy Piven
Brash NYC policeman Officer Gunther Toody is partnered with stiff, by-the-book Officer Francis Muldoon to protect an important mafia witness prior to testifying against orgainzed crime in Brooklyn, all the while dealing with their personal lives, overbearing spouses, common criminals, arms dealers, and their officious boss Captain Anderson.

Viewer Comment: I rented this movie as part of a local video stores “five films for five nights” deal and I needed a fifth film to get the deal. It took me five nights to watch it because I could literally only stand fifteen minutes of it at a time. I tortured myself on the last night and endured eighteen minutes of it. I truly admire anyone who was able to sit through this in a theater without leaving.

27) Carry On Columbus (1992)
Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition. But the Sultan of Turkey, who makes a great deal of money through taxing the merchants who have to pass through his country on the current route, sends his best spy, Fatima, to wreck the trip.

Viewer Comment: I think the best way of describing this film would be to start by saying that I am an avid cinema attendee and like to visit at least once a week and have done so for getting on for over ten years, and without doubt this is STILL the worst film that I have ever had the misfortune to endure. It’s one of those films were you want to leave but don’t because you’re sure that it must get better…. and then it ends!

28) Catalina Caper (1967)
A group of swingin’ teens take time out from having fun in the sun to try to foil a group of crooks searching for a stolen scroll.

Viewer Comment: You’d have to be out of your mind or detached from all common sense to find some redeeming value in this clunker. The plot seems to concern guys, girls, sand, a scroll and Mork & Mindy’s Exidor doing pratfalls. Oh, and there are musical numbers, many musical numbers. These elements are strung together very loosely to form some sort of plot, but what’s there on screen will make you scratch your head.

29) Chairman of the Board (1998)
Starring Carrot Top, Courtney Thorne-Smith & Raquel Welch
A surfer becomes the head of a major company.

Viewer Comment: There are many mysteries in life. For example: Why did any of the people other than Carrot Top agree to appear in this movie? Why did anyone distribute this movie? Why did anyone pay money to see it? I guess none of these questions will ever be answered, but one thing I know for sure, this movie is one of the worst ever made with a budget this big.

30) Cool As Ice (1991)
Starring Vanilla Ice & Naomi Campbell
A rap oriented re-make of “Rebel Without a Cause,” with heavy emphasis on the fact that rap star Vanilla Ice has assumed the James Dean role.

Viewer Comment: Every once in a while a film comes along that changes the way we look at cinema. A film that redefines the art of movie-making and lives with the viewer long after he/she has experienced it. You may hear the critics mutter the words Star Wars, Citizen Kane or Gone With the Wind but, obviously, they don’t know Ice, they don’t know him at all.

31) Daddy Day Camp (2007)
Starring Cuba Gooding Jr.
A pair of fathers attempt to keep their summer camp afloat even though they are under dire economic strain.

Viewer Comment: It was a lot worse than i expected. Most of the movie is ‘pee’ jokes and shallow kid humor. It doesn’t help that the acting is terrible, and even though the movie is short, it feels as if you have been tortured for days.

32) Die Hard Dracula (1998)
A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A car accident leads him to a small town sitting literally in the shadow of Dracula’s castle.

Viewer Comment: It’s hard to even put this in to words. This movie honestly looked like a group of people threw this together in a week using a camcorder. I believe they started off trying to make a serious movie, then tried to make it a comedy when they realized how bad it was, and then failed at making it into a comedy.

33) Ed (1996)
Starring Matt LeBlanc
Jack Cooper is a pitcher on a minor league baseball team, hoping for a crack at the majors. Sadly his pitching, so perfect in practice, is way off in the games. Things get worse for him when the team drafts in a new mascot – a monkey, Ed, and Cooper is selected to room with him.

Viewer Comment: Despite persistent talk of Hollywood’s “Golden Age of Cinema”, movie-making did not truly reach its zenith until 1996. The movie was “Ed”, not to be confused with the Whoopie Goldberg abortion of celluloid “Eddie”, that premiered during that same year. In “Ed” award-winning documentary filmmaker Bill Couturie employs the technique of cinema verite that lets the camera capture a true slice of sporting Americana… a monkey playing minor league baseball.

34) Epic Movie (2007)
Starring Kal Penn, Fred Willard & Crispin Glover
Satire. Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenario’s who are bind together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an ‘epic adventure.’

Viewer Comment: After watching this movie, I just couldn’t stop talking about it. Mind you, not in the sense that someone can’t stop talking about a great book or show, but more along the line of how someone can’t stop talking about their colonoscopy during a diner conversation. In other words, after seeing this you can’t help but try and remove the stain it left on your very soul by vomiting out the experience onto others.

35) From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Starring Kelly Clarkson & Justin Guarini
A lonely, sexually repressed man. A depressed woman. A summer camp. On this fateful night, they will meet… and their hearts will become one.

Viewer Comment: It is inconcievable to me that anyone could make a film this hopelessly, endlessly, mind-meltingly bad. This is not a bad movie - it’s a war crime. Somehow the producers actually managed to cast supporting players bad enough to make Kelly Clarkson and even the talent free Justin Guarini seem good by comparsion.

36) Gigli (2003)
Starring Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retard came to be best friends through a hostage.

Viewer Comment: The worst thing about Gigli is the endings. Imagine a painfully bad film, where you want to sit it through to the end, just because of all the pain and suffering it has put you through (”this film is NOT going to defeat me”). You get to the end. Then, there is another ending. Then, another ending; then, an ending involving the retarded kid. Then, an ending not involving the retarded kid. Then another… You get to a point where you sincerely believe that the editor should be forbidden from ever working in film again. Along with the director and the choad who did the bizarrely inappropriate music, as well.

37) Going Overboard (1989)
A struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship where he hopes for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise ship comedy.

Viewer Comment: I picked it up on a rainy day from WalMart like the rest of the reviewers on this site. I figured there wasn’t any way I would regret my purchase. Was I wrong or what? Seriously now, who approved this project? They need to be forced to watch this movie over and over until the end of eternity. That’s the only fitting punishment I can think of for releasing something this bad.

38) It’s Pat (1994)
Starring Julia Sweeney, Dave Foley & Kathy Griffin
Pat Riley, an obnoxious busybody of undeterminable sex, meets and falls in love with Chris, a sensitive, caring person also of undeterminable sex.

Viewer Comment: I doubt that any sane person has that amount of patience needed to watch this movie until the end. It’s best to avoid this movie at all cost.

39) Kazaam (1996)
Starring Shaquille O’Neal
Being a lone young boy in the ‘hood” is dangerous and unpleasant. This is what Max experiences when he fools a gang of local toughs who cornered him at school. He manages to release Kazaam, a genie who has been held captive for thousands of years.

Viewer Comment: This is one of the most god-awful movies ever. Shaq better just stick to basketball. This movie took away apart of my life I will never have back. I will make fun of this movie until I die, and then some.

40) Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Starring Bill Cosby
A secret agent is called out of retirement to save the world from an evil genius.

Viewer Comment: You can’t help but cry. This film is awful. I found NOTHING redeeming about it, not on a camp level, not even on a comatose level. You’d just expect more from the talented Bill Cosby, and wonder with all the projects out there, why he chose this crap to be a part of.

41) Meatballs 4 (1992)
Starring Corey Feldman
Ricky is the hottest water-ski instructor around and he has just be rehired by his former employer/camp to whip up attendance. But the camp is in serious financial trouble and the owner of a rival, more popular, camp wants to buy them out. Therefore they will have to engage in a mean, winner-takes-all competition that will settle the row once and for all.

Viewer Comment: You know you’re dealing with a bad movie when Corey Feldman is the best thing about it, and even he is at his worst in this one. The dialogue writing is atrocious, the story is worse than cliched, and the characters…well, there aren’t any characters in this one. The only reason you’d ever want to waste time seeing this is to laugh at Corey Feldman’s solo dance scene. I find it hard to believe that anyone connected to the movie thought that his dancing was “cool”. I watched this on the local late night movie channel, and really wished I’d fallen asleep instead.

42) Meet The Browns (2008)
Starring Tyler Perry & Angela Bassett
A single mom takes her family to Georgia for the funeral of her father — a man she never met. There, her clan is introduced to the crass, fun-loving Brown family.

Viewer Comment: I had this misfortune of being dragged to this movie by my aunt Flo… She thought it would cheer her up after losing her pet Pomeranian to a pack of wild coyotes. This movie is about what you would expect from a light hearted romantic comedy, with one exception - it stars Tyler Perry!!! Let’s just cut to the chase, knowing that Tyler Perry was playing the part of “Medina” was disturbing to say the least. Apparently Tyler Perry enjoys dressing like and old woman and running around in support hose tossing out one-lines and acting like a fool… but for the rest of us, it’s shear torture!!!! Tyler Perry as Medina is to comedy as a pack of coyotes is to a Pomeranian… I don’t know what that means, but it’s still funnier then this movie!

43) Meet The Spartans (2008)
Starring Carmen Electra & Kevin Sorbo
A spoof of the movie 300.

Viewer Comment: Anyone who would remotely consider themselves to be a fan of the spoof genre would reject this trash. I’ll be the first one to admit that taste is subjective, but the guys that made this movie lack any sort of talent for this type of movie.

44) Miss Cast Away (2004)
Starring Eric Roberts & Michael Jackson
A spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan’s Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and more.

Viewer Comment: First, I would like to apologize for my rating of “1″… The only reason i give this film such a high rating is that I can’t delve into negative integers.

45) Phat Girlz (2006)
Starring Mo’Nique
An aspiring plus size fashion designer struggles to find love and acceptance.

Viewer Comment: Easily the worst movie i’ve seen in the last year, and as a part-time manager for a cinema i’ve seen a lot. Mo’Nique is fat. Almost every scene in Phat Girls is about how she’s fat. How fat is she? Her character Jazmin is so fat that when she gets dressed on screen, the soundtrack plays “Brick House”. She’s so fat she eats at Fatassburger. She’s so fat that when she meets a hot rich doctor he has to be from a foreign country(Nigeria), because apparently only Arican guys love large women, or so the the movie would make you believe. Jazmin’s so fat that the movie reduces her to a single discernible characteristic, which is the mark of an awful movie.

46) Pledge This! (2006)
Starring Paris Hilton
At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.

Viewer Comment: This movie made my brain try to jump down my throat and choke me just to save itself from the abject misery. I would like to personally curse the names of the people who gave this movie a positive review, since I watched it based on those recommendations. I hope they have an extremity crushed by a load of bricks.

47) Santa With Muscles (1996)
Starring Hulk Hogan
An evil millionaire gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus.

Viewer Comment: This movie is so bad, it’s actually considered cruel and unusual punishment under the U.S. Constitution. I wish I was exaggerating. If you want a Christmas movie, go watch Miracle on 34th Street or something. Just stay far, far, FAR, I can’t emphasise this enough, FAR AWAY from this horrifyingly bad film. You’ve heard the phrase “So bad, it’s funny”? Well, this transcends “So bad, it’s funny” and ends up just being horrible.

48) Snowboard Academy (1996)
Starring Corey Haim & Jim Varney
A wacky free-for-all comedy about the riotous rivalry between snobby skiers and knuckle-dragging snowboarders.

Viewer Comment: This movie has a storyline and script so inane it may cause you mental anguish. If you suffer from depression I urge you to avoid this like the plague as it’s just possible it could send you over the edge. It’s a comedy with no funny bits. In fact the writers come up with the woeful idea of a resort comedian whose act is completely unfunny. If there’s one thing a comedy this bad doesn’t need, it’s an intentionally unfunny character.

49) Soccer Dog: The Movie (1999)
Starring Olivia d’Abo
A heart-warming comedy about the friendship between the new kid in town and a soccer-playing dog on the lam from the dog-catcher.

Viewer Comment: A dog playing soccer… Now, I’ve seen a lot of bad movies, and a few movies that were so bad, that they turned out to be quite entertaining. But there are movies, like this one, that are not fun nor “witty” not even family oriented. This movie can only be categorized as 98 minutes of plain stupidity.

50) Son of the Mask (2005)
Starring Jamie Kennedy, Kal Penn & Alan Cumming
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son “born of the mask”, he discovers just how looney child raising can be.

Viewer Comment: An Abomination before the Film Gods. Why is it that producers need to spew out garbage like this. Absolutely no spoilers follow. It is impossible to offer spoilers since the movie has no plot, no credible acting, bad effects etc. In fact, the movie spoiled my evening. 3 hours wasted.

51) SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
Starring Jon Voight & Scott Baio
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul’s experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.

Viewer Comment: This is quite possibly the worst movie ever made. Even my 4 year old hated it and wanted to leave. I was using it as an excuse to nap in air-conditioning. Alas, it was so bad that my daughter insisted we leave.

52) Surf School (2006)
Starring Harland Williams
A rag-tag bunch of seniors, complete outsiders at their surf-crazed Laguna Beach High School, decide to crash the biggest team surf contest. In order to prevail, however, they must do one important thing…learn to surf!

Viewer Comment: Surf School is without question one of the worst movies I’ve ever had the misfortune to watch. It’s dull, predictable, poorly conceived and painfully unfunny. The characters are paper thin and the plot lurches awkwardly from one yawn-inducing scene to the next. There is not a single original or entertaining moment in the entire 85 or so minutes.

53) The Hottie and the Nottie (2008)
Starring Paris Hilton
Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he’s been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel’s ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What’s even more complicating is Nate’s growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.

Viewer Comment: This movie is to say the least, one of the worst things done to mankind in the past 100 years right behind the a-bomb.

54) The Perfect Holiday (2007)
Starring Morris Chestnut & Gabrielle Union
A young girl turns to a department store Santa in the hopes that he will help find a new husband for her divorced mother.

Viewer Comment: The movie has some warm, touching moments, with a little bit (very little bit) of comedy and (more than a little bit) love. It is just too bland and average to warrant a night out, especially at today’s ticket prices.

55) The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000)
Told in Documentary form, the film depicts a group of five British film critics and politicians who venture off into the West Virginian wilderness in search of the “Tony Blair Witch” which may or may not be related to British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

Viewer Comment: From a technical standpoint, this cinematic equivalent to cancer is wrong on every possible level. Windows are broken off-screen, accents are dropped on a whim and clothing changes from scene to scene, this being one of the few redeeming aspects of the entire show as it distracted for two milliseconds from the ADD-raddled, Parkinson-diseased cameraman who was literally making me nauseous after three minutes of his Michael Bay shaky-cam nonsense.

56) Who’s Your Caddy? (2007)
Starring Big Boi
When a rap mogul from Atlanta tries to join a conservative country club in the Carolinas he runs into fierce opposition from the board President- but it’s nothing that he and his entourage can’t handle.

Viewer Comment: OK, I get it, racism still exists: some white people still hate black people as I am sure some black people hate white people. But instead of Hollywood coming out and making a movie of substance about the subject, we get hit with this piece of garbage that throws every stereotype, black and white, in our faces to do what I can only assume is try and show racism still exists.

57) Witless Protection (2008)
Starring Larry The Cable Guy
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her.

Viewer Comment: I didn’t want to watch this movie. I mean after Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector and Delta Farce, I nearly ripped my cousin apart for dragging me to see them. But I wanted to see a movie and this was just about the only thing that I had not already seen. I had to have a little hope since I’m a big Blue Collar fan. But, Witless Protection was packed with not-so-funny jokes and idiotic situations that only a certain buck-toothed, slovenly demographic will laugh at. If you were insulted by the preceding sentence, then this movie isn’t for you either as it is offensive itself.

DRAMA/ACTION

58) American Ninja V (1993)
Starring Pat Morita
When a scientists daughter is kidnapped, American Ninja (David Bradley), attempts to find her, but this time he teams up with a youngster he has trained in the ways of the ninja.

Viewer Comment: The plot isn’t more ridiculous than many other b-action movies, what makes this movie worse than all others are the pitiful acting from actors whom never should have been allowed to enter a set. These actors actually make soap opera actors seem like academy award winners. As if this wasn’t enough you have to see the worst “karate” scens ever shot. The only thing they ever hit is air.

59) American Soldiers (2005)
A group of U.S. soldiers defy their country when they release mistreated prisoners.

Viewer Comment: The only redeeming feature of this wasted effort is that it was actually less than 90 minutes. It was only 87 minutes long, and I don’t think I could have lasted the last three.

60) Angel’s Brigade (1979)
Six sexy women, and a teenage girl, devastate a right-wing militia before doing battle with ruthless drug pushers.

Viewer Comment: Ow, it stings! Angel’s Revenge is one of those movies that makes you smile, laugh, feel confusion, and extreme pain all at the same time. The makers of this one probably thought, “There’s enough rubes out there who’d be fooled into thinking this is Charlie’s Angels, so let’s make a movie!”

61) Anne B. Real (2003)
Anne B. Real is the coming of age story of a young female rapper, who finds her inspiration by reading the Diary of Anne Frank.

Viewer Comment: I thought this would be a good movie for laughing at. I was wrong. It was so horrifically awful that I had difficulty getting the sinking feeling out of my stomach. I would rather see a truck full of babies and puppies crash than see this movie again.

62) Ben & Arthur (2002)
Arthur Sailes must have the courage to marry his beloved Ben Sheets and stand against the obstacles that face him. His brother, Victor, a devout Christian, plans to get himself reinstated into the church after they throw him out because his brother, Arthur, is gay.

Viewer Comment: Oh my GOD. I bought this movie and…I…watched…the…whole…thing. . . Okay, it’s going to be alright… I’l know I’ll be okay in a month or two. Some time soon I hope to be rid of the flash backs. I was going to eat something after the movie but I just can’t seem to get up the courage to try and hold any food down at the moment. Bad? Yes bad. Very BAD. BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD.

63) Brothers In Arms (2005)
A revisionist western in the blaxploitation genre.

Viewer Comment: This film is waste of time, money, oxygen, cigarettes, cokes, electricity, etc. It cannot be worse than this. There is no acting, no directing, no camera moves or tricks or effects… The script is awful. Full of clichés, the worst ones.

64) Crossover (2006)
Starring Wayne Brady
A naturally talented basketball player, Noah Cruise is determined to become a doctor using his basketball scholarship to UCLA pre-med, rather than succumb to the lure of former sports agent Vaughn and go for the NBA. His best friend, the buddy that took the fall for him and did the time for an assault charge, Tech, also an outstanding basketball player, has less lofty ambitions: he wants to get his GED and win an underground street ball game against his arrogant rival, Jewelz.

Viewer Comment: This movie was a Crossover that is for sure. I broke my ankle on purpose just to try and get through the painful story line and horrible streetball action.

65) Feel The Noise (2007)
A young man from the South Bronx dreams of making it as a rapper, until a run-in with local thugs forces him to hide in Puerto Rico with the father he never knew.

Viewer Comment: Yikes, quite possibly one of the worst music films of all time. The plot could be written on an envelope and you’d still have an acre of space left. It reminds me of elephants leaping over a cliff hoping to fly… just really doesn’t stand a chance.

66) Five The Hard Way (1969)
Motorcycle racer Rommel and his fiancée Rita become friendly with a biker gang led by the unstable J.C. When Rita is raped and murdered by J.C. in a jealous rage, Rommel gathers some biker pals and goes on a hunt for vengeance.

Viewer Comment: A movie that transcends “unpleasant” and goes straight for “pure evil”. Sure, the acting is horrendous and the plot makes next to no sense. But what makes this movie so remarkable is that the director thought that people would want to spend good money to hang out with these characters for a while.

67) Ghosts Can’t Do It (1990)
Starring Bo Derek & Anthony Quinn
Scott and Kate are married and so in love with each other. Scott is over 60 years old, while Kate is at least thirty years younger. When Scott dies, his soul cannot get peace and he becomes a ghost who only Kate can see and talk to. Scott wants to return to life, and he and Kate make up a plan to let a young man drown so that Scott can take over his body.

Viewer Comment: Well, I watched the whole movie over a 4 day period. This movie cant hold my attention. No matter how beautiful Bo Derek is, this movie DID NOT WORK.

68) Glam (2001)
Traveling from the backwoods to Los Angeles to visit his cousin, a writer discovers a world of sex, drugs, crime and violence revolving around a beautiful young woman and her mobster boyfriend.

Viewer Comment: It looked like to compensate for an extremely short script, the director had the actors simply repeat each of their lines a half dozen times each. I can’t believe I watched the whole thing, it was such an annoying movie.

69) Glitter (2001)
Starring Mariah Carey, Terrence Howard & Da Brat
Billie Frank, a shy, young mixed-race girl who is sent away by her alcoholic mother at a very early age. At an orphanage, she befriends Louise and Roxanne. Flash forward to 1983. Billie and her friends are spotted by a record producer, Timothy Walker, who wants them to sing backup for his latest pop-music discovery.

Viewer Comment: I don’t know how many of you have ACTUALLY seen this movie but I recently rented it out of morbid curiousty and a sadistic love of BAD cinema (and of course making fun of it)… and I did give it an honest chance. I really did, and no less than 3 minutes into the movie I was convinced it was going to be a bomb… there’s too much to complain about here, from the faux artistic shots and film techniques meant to give the film some false “class”, to the insane gaping void of chemistry between the main lovebirds, to the comic relief that is not funny and is unnecesary since there was no drama or romance, to the numerous long, long shots of things that either didn’t matter or didn’t need to be shown for the 700th time.

70) How She Move (2007)
Following her sister’s death from drug addiction, a high school student is forced to leave her private school to return to her old, crime-filled neighborhood where she re-kindles an unlikely passion for the competitive world of step dancing.

Viewer Comment: This movie was absolutely ghastly! I cannot fathom how this movie made it to production. Nothing against the cast of the movie, of course, this is all the fault of the writing team.

71) In The Mix (2005)
Starring Usher & Emmanuelle Chriqui
A successful DJ named Darrel, managed to rescue a powerful mobster one night. In order to repay Darrell, the mobster, Frank Pacelli, gives him the task of protecting his daughter.

Viewer Comment: You can’t possible give higher than 2 out of 10 for this movie. To make it short, this movie is strawberry shortcake dipped in a pot of sewage water.

72) Jail Bait (1954)
Directed by Ed Wood
Vic Brady draws young Don Gregor into a life of crime. He then blackmails Gregor’s plastic surgeon father into fixing up his face so he can evade the cops.

Viewer Comment: Edward D. Wood Jr. was named the worst director of all time by the Global Turkey Awards. This was no mistake, they were completely right. Ed Wood was a really interesting guy I would have loved to have met him, it would have been great, he would have had some very interesting things to say. It is just amazing that Edward D. Wood Jr. managed to make so many films, you would think that his career would have stopped after the first one. Jail Bait is just a pathetic “film” in every aspect. The story is so bad you won’t watch for more than five minutes without finding a major plot hole.

73) King of the Lost World (2005)
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s action-adventure classic, four plane crash survivors encounter danger in a world that time forgot.

Viewer Comment: Supposedly based on Sir Arthur’s “Lost World”, this film must have him spinning in his grave. The only resemblance are the character’s names and the Amazon jungle setting. This lost world is best described as an episode of TV’s ‘Lost” as written by your local college frat house.

74) Levottomat 3 (2004)
Thirty-something Jonna, successful ad executive with cozy architect husband Niklas and two small children, leads a double life. She is constantly on the lookout for quick casual sex. When she starts seeing handsome and rich young yacht owner Aleksi, things really start going awry in her personal and professional life.

Viewer Comment: The characters don’t have any depth and the acting is just so bad. I’ve seen most of the actors in other films and they didn’t perform bad then. Was the director(Minna Virtanen) just so bad that she didn’t have any control of the actors? I think so.

75) Love In Paris (1997)
Starring Angie Everhart & Mickey Rourke
John flies over to Paris to find out his girlfriend Elizabeth. He finds a mysterious fashion designer named Lea and her assistant Claire, and it turns out that Lea was Elizabeth’s friend in Paris. Lea says to John that Elizabeth married and moved away. The passion starts to appear between John and Lea, when Lea’s business partner Vittorio tells John another version of Elizabeth’s fate.

Viewer Comment: “Love in Paris” was boring, tedious, full of corny dialogue, not sexy at all, unimaginative, predictable and a complete waste of time and money.

76) Santa Claus (1959)
With the aid of Merlin, Santa Claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil Pitch to ruin Xmas.

Viewer Comment: From the opening scenes showing children from different parts of the world singing their insipid theme songs (seriously, this segment is nearly 20 freakin’ minutes long and has nothing to do with the plot!) to the thrilling conclusion in which Merlin pops up from outta nowhere and saves the day (don’t mind him, he’s from Barcelona), this is childhood trauma at its finest. And no matter how hard I try, no matter how many different therapists I visit, I just… can’t… get… those… reindeer’s…laughter…out… of… my … head!

77) Simon Sez (1999)
Starring Dennis Rodman & Dane Cook
A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.

Viewer Comment: One occasionally comes across a film which is so poor that any enjoyment one might have been able from the poor script, poor acting, poor continuity and the sense of “i can’t believe they are taking this seriously” is eroded within the first half hour. Simon Sez breaks records on this note.

78) The Hillz (2004)
Starring Paris Hilton
A promising college athlete takes a turn for the worse when he hooks up with old highZschool friends during his summer break.

Viewer Comment: To gain the title of ‘Bad Film’ a film is normally below average on 1 or 2 levels. Maybe it has a bad script or bad acting, maybe the music is of poor quality or the direction or film techniques are amateurish. However, very rarely will one see a film that is, not just below average but DRAMATICALLY below average on EVERY SINGLE LEVEL. ‘The Hillz’ seems to have achieved this.

79) The Last Sign (2005)
Starring Andie MacDowell
A woman who is tormented by the ghost of her abusive, alcoholic husband must come to terms with the past if she is to find peace and love.

Viewer Comment: “The Last Sign” features a deadly combination of wooden acting from Andie MacDowell, overacting on the son’s part that soap operas would balk on, and a script that sounds as though it was written by a three-year-old.

80) The Smokers (2000)
Starring Busy Phillips & Dominique Swain
Three rebellious teenage girls decide to even the score in the battle of the sexes.

Viewer Comment: There’s not many movies where I seriously consider not seeing it all the way through. I watch 5-12 movies a week, new releases and classics, and typically I see them all through to the bitter end. But 20 minutes into “The Smokers” I was fighting a most uncharacteristic urge to hit the Stop button. And 30 minutes into the film I found myself in great sympathy of those animals who gnaw their legs off to escape a trap.

81) The Ten Commandments (2007)
Starring Ben Kingsley, Elliot Gould, Christian Slater & Alfred Molina
This animated feature relates the historic story of the Hebrews’ Exodus out of egyptian bondage. We follow Moses from his childhood as the adopted son of Pharaoh to his adulthood as the chosen one of God and liberator of His children.

Viewer Comment: How can you ruin such a great story? Answer: A. Insipid direction. B. World’s worst imagery and animation.

82) Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
The legendary Power Rangers must stop the evil space pirate Divatox from releasing the powerful Maligore.

Viewer Comment: This is a bad movie. Bad as in, it sucks. I’m a Power Rangers fan, even today I watch Power Rangers, but this was bad.

83) You Got Served (2004)
Starring Omarion & Marques Houston
In order to achieve their dream of opening a recording studio, two friends must first win their city’s dance contest — a fierce competition that pits them against a group of tough street dancers.

Viewer Comment: Like Polio, this should be wiped from the face of the Earth.

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He is the author of a bestselling book (”Natural Cures ‘They’ Don’t Want You to Know About”) and has made millions of dollars through various business dealings. But more than anything else, he is a fraud.

He’s a liar, a con-man, and a snake-oil salesman.

Here are five reasons that you shouldn’t trust anything he says and why you shouldn’t spend a dime on anything he is involved with:

1) He Posed As A Doctor To Pass False Checks
In 1990, Kevin Trudeau pleaded guilty to depositing $80,000 in worthless checks. In the sentencing memorandum, prosecutors said he impersonated a doctor when he met with bank officials. His explanation for the fraud was that he was just joking about being a doctor.

2) He Used His Customers’ Credit Cards
Trudeau used the credit cards of eleven customers of his “Mega Memory” product to fraudulently charge approximately $122,735.68. He spent two years in federal prison because of this conviction. His excuse was that the whole situation was due to a series of math errors that were compounded by the “mistake” of a bank official.

3) He Ran An Illegal Pyramid Scheme
Kevin Trudeau partnered with Jules Leib, a former cocaine dealer who he met in prison, to operate an illegal pyramid scheme for a multilevel marketing company called Nutrition for Life. In 1996, the state of Illinois sued both Trudeau and Lieb. Trudeau ended up settling with Illinois and seven other states and agreed to stop operating the pyramid scheme.

4) He Never Admits That He Has Done Anything Wrong
Kevin Trudeau has been sued by various government entities over the years and they have all ended the same way.  The state accepts a large payment from Trudeau, often for millions of dollars, and in exchange Trudeau is not forced to admit to any wrongdoing. 

While this leads to extra money for the government, it’s an extremely poor way to punish a snake-oil salesman like Kevin Trudeau. Trudeau continues to brush off criticism by proclaiming that he has never been proven to be misleading people. In fact, he has turned it into a marketing gimmick by telling potential customers that the government is “out to get him”.

Despite filing multiple lawsuits over the years, the government is largely to blame for Trudeau continuing to rip people off. The settlements are always for far less than the profits that Trudeau receives from selling his sham products.  Occasional government penalties are simply written off by Trudeau as operating expenses for his business.

5) He Has Repeatedly Made False & Misleading Claims
This is at the heart of everything. Here are just a few of the claims that Kevin Trudeau has made over the years:

• He claimed to have created a hair farming system that would finally end baldness in the human race.
• He said he found a scientific breakthrough that in 60 seconds can eliminate addictions.
• He claims that there are twelve known cures for cancer but that they are being kept from the general public by the FDA, the FTC, and the pharmaceutical companies.
• He attributed positive quotes about his products to people who have only negative things to say about him and his products.
• He has sold multiple books claiming that they contained “natural cures”. They didn’t and instead referred people to a paid subscription website. A classic con man bait-and-switch.
• The back cover of one of his books included a quote from Dr. Herbert Ley, a former commissioner of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. Dr. Ley died three years before the book was written.

The list could go on and on. The only thing more ridiculous than his claims are the rationalizations he throws out when they are challenged.

The bottom-line is that Kevin Trudeau is an evil person and it’s a travesty that he continues to be able to sell his sham products and books to the world.

Blaming the people who buy his products is tempting, but it’s ultimately a counter-productive way of thinking.

It only deflects scorn that is properly directed at Trudeau himself.

I’ll end the post with a few complaints from people that Trudeau has scammed. These complaints are excerpted from TheRipOffReport.com:

“I ordered Natural Cures books off of the TV and was asked if I wanted the newsletters and I said no. Later I saw where they were taking $9.95 out of my checking account each month. This started in June and stil in October it is being taken out. Called to cancel in July but has not stopped.”

Winnie
Liberty, Mississippi

“I Have been ill with a low immune system and Fibromyaliga for a long time. I have tried many times to get help from the Doctors, only to go broke from the 20% the insurance does not cover. I watched Kevin on T.V. several times and he really made me believe he could help me. I sent for his books only to discover he lied about the whole thing! Those books told me nothing to help me and only wanted more money for other gimmicks! I can’t believe this man can sleep at night!”

Beanie
Rootstown, Ohio

“I am filing this on behalf of my 81 year old father. He got tricked by the smooth words of Kevin Trudeau and actually believed he would receive a free book from Trudeau. Instead he received three books and was he credit card was charged $54 for them.

We returned the books in October 2007 and to date (January 2008) has not been reimbursed for them. Naturally he slithers from one location to another so you can’t send anything to him to question this.

I can’t believe the Federal Government has allowed him to prey on the elderly like this. He should be thrown in prison and then throw away the key!

I suspect my dad will not be getting his money back but wish something could be done to keep the crook from getting to anyone else!!!!”

Rhonda
Cache, Oklahoma

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1) BeeMP3.com
BeeMP3.com is a mp3 search engine. The BeeMP3 crawler searches through the Net and indexes all the brand new and popular songs. They claim to have over 800,000 mp3 files and are adding 10,000 mp3 files daily.

2) Blip
Blip is a quick way to tell your friends what song you’re into right this minute. You also find out what your favorite people are listening to in real-time, no need to refresh the page. TechCrunch called it “Twitter for music” and that seems like a good description.

3) Critical Metrics
Critical Metrics is a database of highly recommended songs. The site keeps track of awards, hot lists, must lists, 5-star reviews, artist picks, testimonials, select discographies, and other notable on-the-record expressions of love and enthusiasm.

4) Deezer
Based out of France, Deezer offers, free of charge and legally, all kinds of music, from rock to hip-hop, jazz, electro and world music.

5) Free Albums Galore
Free Albums Galore is a full-album “mp3 blog” for listeners of eclectic music. You won’t find a lot of popular artists here, but the site posts only complete albums, not individual or scattered tracks.

6) Free Music Zilla
Free Music Zilla is a tool specialized for social music downloading. It lets you download free music from almost all of the social music services, including many on this list. It is not available for Mac unfortunately.

7) GrooveShark Lite
Grooveshark gives you the ability to find and listen to any song and get personalized recommendations. It has an excellent, easy-to-use interface.

8) Hype Machine
The Hype Machine tracks a variety of MP3 blogs. If a post contains MP3 links, it adds those links to its database and displays them on the front page.

9) Imeem
Imeem is a social network that offers access to a wide range of media including music, video and photos.

10) Internet Audio Archive
The Internet Audio Archive contains over a hundred thousand free digital recordings ranging from alternative news programming, to Grateful Dead concerts, to Old Time Radio shows, to book and poetry readings, to original music uploaded by its users.

11) Jango
Jango allows you to create a custom radio station just by typing in an artist’s name. You get the music you want, along with similar favorites of Jango users who share your taste. You can customize your station by adding more artists and rating songs that you want to play more or less. 

12) Last.fm
Last.fm is one of the most popular custom radio sites. It also has social networking features and the ability to choose specific songs for a playlist. Unlike many sites on this list, Last.fm saves some of its best features for premium subscribers who pay a fee for the service.

13) Musicovery
Musicovery is a unique website that lets users choose which songs to play based on things like mood, genre, and musical era. It has a unorthodox interface that shows songs in relation to each other creating a kind of “music map.”

14) Music Search Online
Music Search Online is a mp3 search engine. Each result has a link to listen to the song or download the mp3 to your computer.

15) MuxTape
MuxTape is a simple way to create and share mp3 mixtapes. Anyone who signs up for an account receives their own subdomain (ex. http://samplename.muxtape.com/) which makes it easy to share the collection with friends and family.

16) Pandora
One of the most popular music sites on the Internet, Pandora is great for finding new music. The site’s database has the Music Genome Project at its core which contains in-depth information on each song (up to 400 attributes, including melody, harmony, instrumentation, rhythm, vocals, and lyrics). You can create as many custom radio stations as you want, but you’re not able to play specific songs on demand.

17) SeeqPod
SeeqPod is a media search engine. It allows you to find, play, and enjoy the vast multitude of rich media files and applications available online, including video, audio, slideshows, Adobe Flash files, and more. The interface is somewhat cluttered however. It’s worth noting that SeeqPod’s database is used to power many other music sites, including several on this list.

18) SpiralFrog
SpiralFrog is an ad-supported Web site that offers over 700,000 songs for you to download.

19) Skreemr
SkreemR is a search engine for locating mp3 files on the web. They have a feature called AudioRank which helps suggest the version of each song with the highest quality.

20) Slacker
Slacker is a custom radio station site with an emphasis on letting people access their stations in many different places.

21) Songerize
Songerize is a simplified interface for the SeeqPod music search engine. The site describes itself as “SeeqPod’s ‘I’m Feeling Lucky’ button”, which is about right. You can get to the song you want to hear very quickly, all you need to do is enter the song title and the artist name.

22) Songza
Songza is a music search engine with the ability to create playlists and ranks results by quality. It has one of the best user interfaces of all the websites on this list.

Hopefully you found at least one useful new music site on this list. Be sure to add any sites we may have missed in the comments.

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